Mary-Kate Olsen Death Watch is Underway

Forget Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. One celebrity we know and sort of love is withering away to nothing before our eyes. It’s bad, people.

Seriously. Take a look at the photos of Mary-Kate Olsen only a year ago and then last month. Talk about skin and bones! Where did she frickin’ go?!

Granted she was kinda waifish all along, but she at least has some skin color left in the first shot. Man. This girl makes Kate Bosworth look enormous.

Mary-Kate Olsen then and now: thin and thinner. 

The situation may appear dire, but the good news is that Mary-Kate herself can rectify it. We beg of you, Olsen Twin #1, to use some of your vast fortune and do the unthinkable. Eat. Eat some more. Shovel it down. Go back for seconds. Enjoy the American rite of passage and pack on the pounds until you become obese.